1. If there is a board somewhere at camp with your name on it.
2. If you've ever fixed something with Duct tape or Green String.
3. If you have an anklet
4. If you have ever forbid the use of the word Seagull
5. If you go on the Ferry and wish you had bread
6. If you dont think pools where you can see the bottom exist.
7. If you've sailed in brown water
8. If you have dirt lines and tan lines that don't match up
9. If you think Singing is a legit way to ward away jellyfish
10. If you miss camp so much it hurts sometimes.
11. If you think 4 square should be an actual sport
12. If the only way you can eat things is to put copious amounts of Ranch Dressing on them
13. If having Hot Chocolate after every meal in the Summer isnt a weird concept.
14. If you know how to wash your laundry at camp
15. If you have ever been thrown in a pool on your birthday... or for singing Rise and Shine.
16. If you know all of the words to Rise and Shine
17. If you've had a PB and J and a Chicken Sandwich at the same meal.
18. If you think Chicken Ranch Burritos are a gift from God
19. If water polo is more than just a game to you
20. If you have ever cheered by simply saying the word 'Yay' and waved your fists above your head
21. If you know 30 different beginnings to the Johnny Appleseed Blessing.
22. If you have ever sung a blessing in a public place
23. If you think waking up at 715 all summer is worth it
24. If you get tired at 1:00
25. If you know Hayride etiquette
26. If you have ever suddenly had the urge to play guitar
27. If your idea of a good time is going to Target
28. If you get camp sick
29. If you have ever spent more than 24 hours at a time in Pamlico County.
30. If there is a list of things you have broken
31. If you have ever played Signs
32. If you could do TP shuffle with your eyes closed.
33. If the word Tweeker does not get spell checked in your Microsoft Word
34. If you dont think of the baseball team when you hear about the Mariners.
35. If you know the words and the motions to Desperado
36. If you know what someone tapping their shoulder with 2 fingers means.
37. If you own a pair of croakies
38. If you own a water proof bag.
39. If you know more about recent events in P-county than major events in the rest of the world.
40. If you could wear camp shirts for more than a week without wearing them twice
41. If you have ever referred to a semester as a session
42. If you think of new and different ways to lie to small children every week.
43. If you have ever pretended to be married or to be someones sibling at camp.
44. If a child has guessed your age to be over 30 when you aren't 20 yet.
45. If you have a wet and dry pair of rainbows.
46. If you have seen every color of crocs ever made.
47. If you learned new cheesy pick-up lines by going swimming.
48. If you've ever been screamed at by 16 kids to have fun.
49. If bottled water tastes funny to you after the summer is over.
50. If you have ever fed apples to snapping turtles.
51. If you get angry when people say the word "Shop"
52. If you know what roses and thorns are.
53. If you have ever prayed for wind.
54. If you have ever sung a "repeat after me song"
55. If you have ever made the sound of a whip while you were blessing the food.
56. If you have ever had a small cut that lasted for over 3 weeks.
57. If you have a life jacket tan
58. If you have ever gone swimming with a lifejacket because you were too lazy to actually tread water.
59. If you have played the awkward question game.
60. If you fill time between summers by going to school.
61. If you have spent an entire pay check on most of the following: food, bug spray, sunscreen, and duct tape.
62. If your shower time is directly proportionate to how much hot water you get... ie; if you've gone for more than a week without one.
63. If you know the value of morning meds.
64. If you take a sailing class and are forbidden from answering questions because you answered every one of the previous ones...
65. If you sing "WOOOO" after phrases in the birthday song.
66. If you aren't afraid of the path to the LIT cabin.
67. If you can't listen to the radio without saying... we should make a caper cheer to this song...recently added...
68. If you and have ever made your friends at school learn a camp blessing and sing in in the caf.
69. If you miss having as many dirt lines than tan lines.
70. If you know what Ladder Golf (dangleballs) is.
71. If you know where to find people on their nights off depending on what time it is.
Monday, January 12, 2009
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