Best repo ever

Best repo ever
I work for a rental car company and from time to time I have to go repo cars that people don’t return. Yesterday I had to repo one. My employee, we will call him……Kase……went with me. Kase is 6 foot 5 300 pounds bald headed black man. He sang at the top of his lungs to PINK the whole way to the repo.
We get to the trailer to do the repo, and I realized I have done repos there before. I knock on the door, and a crack head flings the door open.
He said WHA!@#&*.
Then he realized that there was a little white girl in a business suit at his door.
So he says "What you here to take the kids?"
"No….. (Hand gesture) but I can make a call to help ya with that."
Kase:" we are here to pick up the rental."
Customer: "My sons got it he at work."
After he says that a truck pulls up and this white guy gets out and he is dressed nice, and was like “ya'll, ok need some help?”
No.
He sees the customer, and they exchange words, money and other objects (hand gesture) on the porch.
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
The customer tells me, he is going to get the car, so he jumps in his Durango and drives like he is on the Dukes of Hazard at full speed in the rain. Spinning tires, almost hit the A-team van we had driven there.
Comes back empty handed.
I figured as much.We ask him again where his son works, he was like…………he at work, he at work.
We give him his options.
We pass at cop, so I flag him down just to help get some info from the customer.
I tell him the customer’s name. He was like I was just there yesterday.So the cops gets the sons name and number and talks to me about it.
I said "I assume the son is Street Pharmaceutical Sales."
Officer responded with, "Yup, he’s your guy."
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?
We wind up leaving with no truck, no keys, but we did keep our pride.The moral of this is don’t walk up to trailers in a business suit containing a crack head.
Just saying.